Sunday, June 21, 2009

O the joys of nature

So many things have happen to the sheep and me in a little over a year. It seems so long ago when we were living in the Sleepy Sheepy Resort in Georgia and having "fun." I know the sheep never really got around to posting all the experiences that we had back then. So I thought I would toss in a few posts from my old blog to help remind everyone how far we came in this year. Here is the first post I would like to forget. It recounts the time that half the state of Georgia was on fire. O those were the days...(Enter flashback music)

After getting all beautified to go sit in my office by myself all day I stepped outside. I was hit! Hit by the smell of smoke. Now being that I live in the middle of a forest, smoke seems to bother me a bit more than it used to. I looked around. Didn’t see anything burning? The smoke was kind of thin, so I determined that it must be from somewhere other than my neighborhood. I got in my car and drove to work. I stepped out of my car and there it was again. This mysterious smoke was really starting to bother me. Hmmm…well I did what any logical person does when they smell smoke; I checked the internet for news. I figured it was coming from the big tire burning in Butts County Georgia. Which is only a few counties over from me. Later I would find out it was smoke from the Georgia/Florida border fire some 300 miles away. (I think it is a new illegal immigration tactic Sonny Perdue is putting into place. They are wicked serous about illegals around here. I have no idea why anyone would fight to get into Georgia!)

Anyway, I go home to find I was not the only one worried about this mystery smoke. I saw Chris Mac sitting on the fireplace with the fire extinguisher. I asked Chris what was up. To which I got, “well I’m guarding the resort from the fire. And it will come in at the fireplace because that is where the fire belongs.” Ok, well I guess that makes sense to a sheep. Then I asked, "Chris do you know how to use a fire extinguisher?" Chris, "Yup, just like a grenade. I see it all the time in movies." O great. I explained to Chris that the fire was really far away and that we just had to watch out not to breath too much of the smoke. We were in the orange zone but we would be fine inside. Then I got a little worried because Chris is the brightest sheep in the herd at the resort. (But Chris is still a sheep, so…)

Chris Mac guarding the fireplace.

Then I heard some thumping from the laundry room. I enter and there was Jesse in the dryer. I asked Jesse, “Why are you in the dryer?” To which Jesse said, “Well I was going to climb into the washer to hide from the fire in water because I know water beats fire. But then the washer was too high so I climbed in the dryer instead.” Hmmm…more sheep logic. I told Jesse that it was safe to come out.

Jesse hiding in the dryer.

Now there is one more sheep that lives at the resort D.J. I can only image what D.J. got into. I looked and looked and finally I found D.J. behind the door in the den. I asked D.J., “What are you doing! And why are you behind the door?” D.J. looked at me with teared eyes and said, “I’m hiding from the fire. It won’t find me behind the door. And I got these candles to fight the fire if it does find me. And if I couldn’t fight the fire with fire than I have this cornstarch to throw on it.” O dear. Good thing I have sheep safety on the lighter. I said, “D.J. were did you get this idea to use fire and cornstarch to fight the fire?” D.J., “well, I heard on the news that they were building fires to stop the fires. And I’ve seen you cook.” Hmmm…okay. Then I asked, “D.J. what is with the cooking sherry?” D.J. replied, “Just in case.” O the sheep logic is strong with this one.

D.J. and the cooking sherry.

So after getting everything put back where it belonged I sat the sheep down and we had a conversation. I explained that the fire was very very far away. I told them that it was very safe in Georgia. (Some times you have to lie to sheep so they can sleep at night. It is hard for them to count themselves.) So I got all the sheep settled down. Then it started rain. And I said, “See the rain will keep fire away.” And then we saw lightning.

Poor sheep.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

3 Strikes and your... Turkey!!

Ug. O suppose it is my turn to write on this silly blog. I guess you wonder what I do when I'm not reading and writing on this blog. Well...it really is none of your business but since everyone else thinks I need to share here we go.

One thing that I like to do is bowl. So when Chris, D.J., Erin, and Franklin came to visit Justin and I took them bowling. Boy did they need help. You know bowling is a sport and has some general do's and don'ts.


Cheers!



"No, its A-E-R-I-N."


Like this, right?



No, let me show you how it's done.


I got it just where I want it.


Ouchie...


This is the one for me.


Good Franklin, remembered your shoes


I smell a good one.


Weeee!


X!


Little help here.


Aw...so close.




Cheese!


And we remembered to put all of the bowling balls away

Well we all had a great time bowling. Anyone willing to take me on, come on out to Iowa. They even sell beer by the mini pitcher (Hey I'll do whatever it takes to win)


Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Sick Day

Today we woke up and everyone was sick. Erin had an ear ache and we had swine flu. Well we thought we had swine flu but Erin said we didn't even have the flu. She said we got the chicken pox. Apparently, that stupid Easter egg got us sick. It is so itchy!! But Erin says we can't scratch or we will make it worse. So we are trying to to lay around and not scratch.

Itchy!!!!

But it is so HARD!

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Tulip Festival

Today we took a spur of the moment outing, since it was such a nice day. Erin took us all to the tulip festival. Normally, I like to sit inside but I always liked flowers. We drove an awfully long way. And when were "got there" we didn't see any tulips. We had to go out looking for them.

I found some!

D.J. blends in well with those dandelions. Always knew he was a little weed. But eventually we did find the tulips. They were all different colors. They were very pretty.

You can call us Flower if you want...

I liked the pink flowers the most. I think they go well with my eyes. I just hope my allergies don't kick in.

AHH-CHOO!

Friday, April 24, 2009

Happy Birthday, Karin!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Easter Egg Hunt

Yeah, Easter! We woke up this morning to learn that the Easter Bunny had showed up. He came and took our eggs out of the refrigerator and let they lay around the house. Now, when we leave our food lay around Erin gets mad. But somehow she didn't seem upset that a random rabbit (who could have rabies) broke into our home, ransacked our fridge, and then colored on and let food lay all over. I just don't get her sometimes. Some days I just don't understand Erin. But she said it was supposed to be fun to go round up the eggs. I thought it sounded like work but the other lambs seemed excited about it. So here we go...

D.J. found the first colorful egg. However, the little lamb didn't really understand the concept the first.
Shhh...I'm hiding with the egg.

After Erin did a little more explaining that we were supposed to find and collect the most eggs to be the winner we all were a little more on track. Chris found the next one. It was a little gruesome.

This is your brain...this is your brain on too much Easter Candy...questions?

Ok, so far the score is D.J. - 1, Chris -1, Me -0. And, honestly, I was ok with that. I saw what finding an egg was doing to the other sheep mentally. I figured I would just stand in the hallway and not look. But then I found one.

I found one...I found one!!!

All tied up. Erin was right, this was fun! O but please, don't tell Erin I said she was right. You know how she gets.

D.J. found the next egg in the light that Erin calls, "The bad 80's porn light fixture." D. J. was a little worried becuase the the egg looked like it had caught something.

Um this egg isn't looking so well.

Erin explained the the egg had the chicken pox, a very infectious disease. But you can only get it once and it was best for the egg to get it now. Erin said it is a lot more painful if you get it when your older instead of younger.

At that point we got distracted because I spotted another egg.

I didn't do it. It was cracked when I got here.

Well I got a little dirty in that one. But I tied up with D.J. so it was worth it.

D.J. - 2
Chris - 1
Me - 2

Scratch that...

This one is already in a basket.

All tied up at 2. Erin said there was only one egg left to find. So it all came down to the last egg. We tore up the place looking for it. Then all at once we all found it on the keyboard.

I was wondering why I could hear that constant note.

Erin said we were all winners because we all found 3 eggs. Yeah, I'm a winner!

Happy Easter!

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Winter Break Vacation - Part 4

Look what I found in Orlando!
Macy’s left a shopping bag for me in the hotel room. Woo hoo!

I went to my very first Waffle House. I ordered eggs, toast and smothered, covered hash browns. Yum.

I walked outside the Waffle House and look who I found?

Don’t worry about mattress sales, if you lose your job, you can come hang out with us!

Last stop on our way out of Florida, and I almost get eaten. Let me out of this state before I become some Alligator’s dinner!!!