So I am totally loving my new job as a nurse. Screw helping out Justin he can learn to sail his own ship, he most certainly doesn't need my help. Truly just think about all those more deserving people out there. Maybe if Congress can't save healthcare the Serta Sheep can.
P.S. Congress, I don't do numbers beyond counting, so that banking thing, you're on your own.
Now to the all important story, I would like you to meet a favorite patient of mine. He likes to go by Froggy.
Mr. Froggy, very sweet and gentle
Despite being very sweet and gentle, it seems Mr. Froggy has been abused in the past. Many of his wounds have healed, but he still needed some medical attention. Those decubitus ulcers just don't heal well.
Let's not talk about the smell, ok?
It may not be a pretty picture, but if I do say so myself I'm a good nurse. I even follow all the steps.
Inspection is critical to wound care
Wound care is a complicated process
I believe this process helps everything stay together
Now for the all important part, getting the wound finally closed
Who knew nurses could be so skilled at sewing
And Froggy is all put back together, no more decubitus ulcer
Wow aren't we a happy pair. Froggy is doing quite well and I think he is completely healed. As much as I love Froggy lets hope we never see him back at the hospital again.
