Erin went home Thanksgiving last year and didn't take us. I know it was a last minute trip so I wasn't too upset. I mean plane tickets are expensive and all. So D.J., Jesse, and I just enjoyed Thanksgiving with each other. It was kind of fun having a sheep holiday without Erin standing there telling us to stop having fun.
But then Erin came back and she wasn't alone! We were so hurt. She left us for a weekend and found another sheep to love. And then she told us that this wasn't a new sheep but that this was her FIRST sheep!
Baa Baa
I must admit I always thought I was Erin's first. And to find out that her first was this little rose cheek, flowing yellow locked, hand stuffed sheep was more than I could handle. AND now she wants him to move in with us just because there is "more room" in the new house. NO SHEEP, I'm sorry there is no room at the house for you! There is a 3 sheep limit at the Sleepy Sheepy Resort and you're not one of them! And this will be your ONLY appearance on the blog. So don't get any ideas about that! How dare you think you can walk back into Erin's life after being out of it for over two decades. No, don't even try to give me "I'm just glad I'm not in a plastic bag in the attic anymore" crap. I'm not hearing it. You sit in the corner and watch yourself buddy! Ya, I'm talking to you!
Humph. Sorry blog readers you had to see that. I'm normally much more composed. O, and just to remind you all that the Sleepy Sheepy Resort loves all visitors and is the kindest most loving place in the world. Have a good day.
Baa Baa
10 comments:
Ohhh, poor sheep!! Let him belong to the flock too, please ;-))
Kisses
O Sheepy. Just because I brought my childhood sheep home, doesn't mean I love you any less. Did you really want me to leave the sheep in a bag in the attic of my parents' house?
Yes...*sniffle*
Really Sheepy, you survived the arrival of DJ. I think you can handle this sheep. Plus, from your choice of words in describing the sheep, I think you might have a bit of a crush.
*Sniffle* Ok, he can stay...just as long as Erin still loves me most. *Sniffle*
I'm with Sheepy. Retro Sheep creeps me out a little. Just sayin.'
Well John, you would creep a lot of people out if we stuck you in a plastic bag and stuffed you in the attic for 20 years.
Sheepy- When Erin leaves to "take me to the airport" in two weeks and comes back with a giant hefty bag that she drags up to the attic, please remember me fondly and don't give Franklin too much trouble.
O John, like I would put you in my attic. The crawl space is much more appropriate for you.
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