WANTED: One Sheep Shearer

As some of you know Seattle broke a new record yesterday for being HOT! Wow it is hot here. They say it hit 103 degrees Fahrenheit in Seattle but I think in our home with this wool on I broke 203 degrees. Us poor sheep can hardly stand to sit here and type on the internet much less alone go on adventures and get our pictures taken. And of course there is no A/C. anywhere Well we all know how lazy Erin is. She has really been letting her hair get long and she's missing hair cut appointments. So you can imagine how late we are for our yearly shearing. I'm not waiting any more! I'm taking matters into my own hooves. I am looking for a Sheep Shearer for 3 sheep. We will pay you $4.82 in shiny pennies. Please, hurry!